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Articles by Watt A Plonker

About Watt A Plonker
Watt A. Plonker is a Wurlitzer Prize winning journalist and author of several books on Potato Farming. His latest book, "The Tantalizing Truth About Taters" was on the New York Times best seller list and was awarded the prestigious Creme de la Menthe prize for Culinary Science Fiction. Mr. Plonker lives in Peckham, South East London, where he shares a flat with his wife Gladys, who is a nurse with the National Health Service, and his pet hamster Rodney.
Pelosi Satire with Chili and Cheese

Dem Stimulus Provision Bans US Flag in Public Schools

Watt A Plonker Comments Off on Dem Stimulus Provision Bans US Flag in Public Schools

Schools to be fined $1000 a day for displaying US flag. Click to Tate

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AOC Satire for the Gullible Tater

Tucker Carlson Caught in Love Triangle With AOC

Watt A Plonker Comments Off on Tucker Carlson Caught in Love Triangle With AOC

Who is the mysterious third woman? Click to Tate

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Supreme Satire

Pelosi: We Will Impeach Amy Coney Barrett First Thing After Election

Watt A Plonker Comments Off on Pelosi: We Will Impeach Amy Coney Barrett First Thing After Election

Pelosi says Barrett will be replaced by Hillary Clinton. Click to Tate

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Pelosi Satire with Chili and Cheese

Pelosi Expansion of Section 230 to Force Shut Down of Fox News, OAN

Watt A Plonker Comments Off on Pelosi Expansion of Section 230 to Force Shut Down of Fox News, OAN

Trump’s favorite shows to be cancelled. Click to Tate

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Democrats Behaving Badly in Satire

Biden Was Fed Town Hall Answers Via Earpiece

Watt A Plonker Comments Off on Biden Was Fed Town Hall Answers Via Earpiece

Kamala Harris dictated answers to questions. Click to Tate

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Democrats Behaving Badly in Satire

Hunter Biden Indicted in Massive Ukrainian Farming Scam

Watt A Plonker Comments Off on Hunter Biden Indicted in Massive Ukrainian Farming Scam

Biden made millions by scamming potato farmers. Click to Tate

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Make Believe Winning For Taters

12 Most Bizarre Lines From Biden’s Press Conference

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Biden claims he’s very, very intelligent, 100% sharp-plus! Click to Tate

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Pelosi Satire with Chili and Cheese

Pelosi: Trump’s Drug Addiction Caused Mini Strokes, ‘He’s Unfit to Serve’

Watt A Plonker Comments Off on Pelosi: Trump’s Drug Addiction Caused Mini Strokes, ‘He’s Unfit to Serve’

Pelosi accuses Trump of more than just political constipation. Click to Tate

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Democrats Behaving Badly in Satire

Kamala Harris: Melania is a Nasty, Nasty Woman

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Melania Trump visibly shaken by Harris’s comments on “The View.” Click to Tate

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Hillary Clinton Cabbage Farts Satire

Biden Taps Hillary Clinton for Attorney General

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Clinton expected to aggressively investigate Trump administration. Click to Tate

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Culinary Satire for Hungry Taters

Clinton Foundation Investigator Kenneth McCormick Found Dead

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The Clinton body count continues to grow. Click to Tate

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Fake News Satire for the Angry Tater

Amazon Bans ‘2000 Mules’ Movie

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Liberals LOVE hiding the truth. Click to Tate

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Confederate-Loving Satire for Racists

Michelle Obama Slams Country Music, Says It’s ‘Music for Morons’

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“There has never been a more intellectually devoid art form, ever.” Click to Tate

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Shirty Fiction

Adam Schiff Pays Boy’s Family $7.6 Million in Damages

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The details of the case are extremely disturbing. Click to Tate

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Disney Fan Fiction

Disney Shareholders In a Panic After $2.4 Billion in Losses in One Day

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They’re abandoning ship and the stock is tanking. Click to Tate

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NFL Satire You Can Pretend To Boycott

Andy Reid Joins Growing List of Coaches That Won’t Tolerate Kneeling Anymore

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The NFL may be worth watching again. At least…some teams. So far, John Elway and the Denver Broncos, Mike Tomlin and the Pittsburgh Steelers, and Mike Ditka, who is actively pursuing a field to call Click to Tate

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Satire You Can Crap Your Pants To

Tlaib Files Lawsuit to Ban the American Flag in Schools

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The lawsuit cites a rise in patriotism, which they feel must be “dealt with, stat.” Click to Tate

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Fake News Satire for the Angry Tater

President Trump Donating Hotel Rooms to Homeless Vets

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“Everyone deserves to stay in luxury, especially our well deserving veterans, thanks to our President’s enormous generosity. Click to Tate

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