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You guys, I'm REALLY fucking stoned right now. Does Paid Liberal Trolls drug test for the marijuanas? God I hope not, I just injected 8 of them!
Democrats Behaving Badly in Satire

Obama and Clinton Implicated for Conspiracy, Barr Close to Indictments

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We always knew they were in cahoots. Click to Tate

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AOC Satire for the Gullible Tater

AOC and Pelosi Draft Bill Giving 23 Billion Dollar Stimulus Bailout to Sanctuary Cities

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The money will go mostly to Queens and San Fransisco. Click to Tate

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Pelosi Satire with Chili and Cheese

Pelosi and Whitmer Caught Conspiring Conservative ‘Reeducation Camps’

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Whitmer warned they would start rounding up the conservatives who were protesting if they didn’t go home! Click to Tate

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Celebrity Fan Fiction

CNN Caught Telling Dirty Lies About Rush Limbaugh

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Nothing about this makes any sense. Literally. Click to Tate

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Culinary Satire for Hungry Taters

Clinton Foundation Investigator Kenneth McCormick Found Dead

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The Clinton body count continues to grow. Click to Tate

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Confederate-Loving Satire for Racists

Michelle Obama Slams Country Music, Says It’s ‘Music for Morons’

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“There has never been a more intellectually devoid art form, ever.” Click to Tate

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Satire You Can Crap Your Pants To

Tlaib Files Lawsuit to Ban the American Flag in Schools

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The lawsuit cites a rise in patriotism, which they feel must be “dealt with, stat.” Click to Tate

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Celebrity Fan Fiction

Michael Jordan is Running for US Senate as a Republican

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The truth is right there in front of you. Click to Tate

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Fake News Satire for the Angry Tater

President Trump Donating Hotel Rooms to Homeless Vets

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“Everyone deserves to stay in luxury, especially our well deserving veterans, thanks to our President’s enormous generosity. Click to Tate

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Fictional Crimes of the Clinton Crime Syndicate

Confirmed: Hillary Clinton Tried to Have Kim Jong-Un Killed to Ruin Trump’s Peace Talks

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You lost! Get over it already! Click to Tate

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Trump Satire to Astonish

AG Barr Investigators Locate Obama’s REAL Birth Certificate

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This will undo everything Obama. Click to Tate

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Confirmation Bias Satire

BREAKING: Supreme Court Rules 5-4: Oaths Not Taken on Bibles Illegal

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The truth is right there in front of you. Click to Tate

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