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About Pete Strocker
Pete Strocker (1821-1907, reborn in 1974) was good friends with Frederick Douglass before he left to form the first actual space force. With nothing but a Sith Lord and hundreds of stormtroopers and guys wearing red shirts, he ascended to the rank of Captain in Starfleet in 9 years, commanding 3 Star Destroyers until he wisecracked the Sith Lord and was killed by way of Force Lightning. Pete was reborn in 1974 when someone designing Pong hit the reset button. He has learned to not mess with Sith Lords and has instead turned to hard hitting journalism in the America’s Last Line of Defense Network.
Satire You Can Crap Your Pants To

Schumer: ‘Once Dems Win Senate, We Will Remove All Trump’s SCOTUS Justices’

Pete Strocker Comments Off on Schumer: ‘Once Dems Win Senate, We Will Remove All Trump’s SCOTUS Justices’

Nothing will stand in their way if the Democrats win. Click to Tate

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Confirmation Bias Satire

Legal Loophole Discovered To Keep Presidency in Republican Control

Pete Strocker Comments Off on Legal Loophole Discovered To Keep Presidency in Republican Control

Several highly respected legal scholars have come to the same conclusion. Click to Tate

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AOC Satire for the Gullible Tater

AOC: Americans Who Died in War are ‘Losers’ and ‘Suckers’

Pete Strocker Comments Off on AOC: Americans Who Died in War are ‘Losers’ and ‘Suckers’

She has no right to call anyone a loser or a sucker. Click to Tate

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Confirmation Bias Satire

9/11 Tribute in Light Canceled to Honor BLM

Pete Strocker Comments Off on 9/11 Tribute in Light Canceled to Honor BLM

They have no respect for our dead. Click to Tate

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Confederate-Loving Satire for Racists

Supreme Court Declares Biden/Harris Nominations Illegal

Pete Strocker Comments Off on Supreme Court Declares Biden/Harris Nominations Illegal

No convention? No nominations. Click to Tate

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Confirmation Bias Satire

Lead Democrat Caught Asking Russia for Help to Defeat Trump

Pete Strocker Comments Off on Lead Democrat Caught Asking Russia for Help to Defeat Trump

The truth is out there. Click to Tate

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Confirmation Bias Satire

Audit Reveals That George Soros Is Fully Funding The Lincoln Project

Pete Strocker Comments Off on Audit Reveals That George Soros Is Fully Funding The Lincoln Project

The only love that The Lincoln Project has is a love of money. Click to Tate

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Confirmation Bias Satire

RNC to Hold Convention at Trump Tower

Pete Strocker Comments Off on RNC to Hold Convention at Trump Tower

This is an historic and truly unprecedented event in our nation’s history. Click to Tate

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AOC Satire for the Gullible Tater

AOC: Americans Refusing to Wear a Mask Committing ‘Treason’

Pete Strocker Comments Off on AOC: Americans Refusing to Wear a Mask Committing ‘Treason’

She can’t even spell treason. Click to Tate

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Confirmation Bias Satire

Grand Jury to Indict Tlaib for Inciting Violence

Pete Strocker Comments Off on Grand Jury to Indict Tlaib for Inciting Violence

Once she’s convicted, she’ll be kicked out of Congress immediately. Click to Tate

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Culinary Satire for Hungry Taters

Clinton Foundation Investigator Kenneth McCormick Found Dead

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The Clinton body count continues to grow. Click to Tate

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Fake News Satire for the Angry Tater

Amazon Bans ‘2000 Mules’ Movie

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Liberals LOVE hiding the truth. Click to Tate

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Confederate-Loving Satire for Racists

Michelle Obama Slams Country Music, Says It’s ‘Music for Morons’

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“There has never been a more intellectually devoid art form, ever.” Click to Tate

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Shirty Fiction

Adam Schiff Pays Boy’s Family $7.6 Million in Damages

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The details of the case are extremely disturbing. Click to Tate

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Disney Fan Fiction

Disney Shareholders In a Panic After $2.4 Billion in Losses in One Day

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They’re abandoning ship and the stock is tanking. Click to Tate

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Satire You Can Crap Your Pants To

Tlaib Files Lawsuit to Ban the American Flag in Schools

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The lawsuit cites a rise in patriotism, which they feel must be “dealt with, stat.” Click to Tate

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Fake News Satire for the Angry Tater

President Trump Donating Hotel Rooms to Homeless Vets

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“Everyone deserves to stay in luxury, especially our well deserving veterans, thanks to our President’s enormous generosity. Click to Tate

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Confirmation Bias Satire

BREAKING: Supreme Court Rules 5-4: Oaths Not Taken on Bibles Illegal

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The truth is right there in front of you. Click to Tate

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