In in apparent latest attempt by the deep state to undo the results of the 2016 election, a suspected deep state operative with known ties to both the Clinton Foundation and the Obama administration has been apprehended by the United States Secret Service while attempting to enter the White House disguised as a Chinese laundryman, even going so far as wearing a fake Fu Manchu beard.
In a bizarre plot intended to send President Trump’s personal commode to potty heaven, Guy Fawkes – AKA John Johnson – was arrested Monday afternoon at the entrance to the White House grounds with twenty barrels of suspected gunpowder hidden in a laundry hamper.
Secret Service spokesman Joe Barron explains:
“It’s one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. It’s a plot that could be straight from the Medieval Age in England. This guy Guy wanted to hide the barrels of gunpowder in the closet of President Trump’s bathroom, which has been used by all past presidents as their personal potty library. That closet contains books and adult magazines that have been read by presidents since Herbert Hoover. It’s a national treasure.
Since President Trump doesn’t read and only tweets when using the commode, it could have gone unnoticed for months. I shudder to think what could have happened. The president could have sent his final earthly tweet sitting on that commode.”
As it turns out, Guy Fawkes wasn’t the only conspirator. Also arrested were other suspected deep state potty operatives Robert Wintour, Christopher Wright, Robert Keyes and Thomas Bates, all of whom have connections to either the Clinton Foundation or the Obama administration.
The trial of Guy Fawkes and his co-conspirators is set to begin in the DC District Court on November 5th. In anticipation of a swift conviction, President Trump has signed a presidential decree that from here on out the 5th of November shall be bonfire night at the White House in celebration of having foiled this heinous gunpowder plot.
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