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CBS Pulls ‘NCIS’ From Georgia Market, Joining MLB, Delta Protest

Fallis Gunnington Comments Off on CBS Pulls ‘NCIS’ From Georgia Market, Joining MLB, Delta Protest

The move is in solidarity with efforts to overturn the state’s voting law. Click to Tate

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Trump Offers Morgan Wallen A Spot At Mar-A-Lago

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Trump, a country music fan, isn’t going to let liberal cancel culture destroy Morgan Wallen Click to Tate

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Taylor Swift : ‘I Feel Embarrassed For All the Trump People.’

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The liberal songstress may be biting off more than she can chew. Click to Tate

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These Three Men Have Truly Made America Great

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America has been made great by the few, brave and the strong and these three are everything that America truly is. Click to Tate

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Husband Files for Divorce From Pregnant Candace Owens

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Friends say the beloved pundit is inconsolable. Click to Tate

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NBA’s Warriors Start ‘Victims of Trump’ Charity

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Millions from the players own paychecks will go to the affected. Click to Tate

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Candace Owens Fired After Calling Kamala ‘Fake Black’

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OAN has apologized for her outburst of “hate speech”. Click to Tate

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Alyssa Milano Calls Trump – ‘Sex Predator Alpha’

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The actress and activist is dedicated to removing “a sick criminal” from office. Click to Tate

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Tucker Carlson Arrested in Massive Prostitution Sting

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The star Fox personality says he has proof he was framed. Click to Tate

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Army General Praises Fonda at Fundraiser

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The General gushed over her storied career. Click to Tate

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Culinary Satire for Hungry Taters

Clinton Foundation Investigator Kenneth McCormick Found Dead

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The Clinton body count continues to grow. Click to Tate

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Fake News Satire for the Angry Tater

Amazon Bans ‘2000 Mules’ Movie

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Liberals LOVE hiding the truth. Click to Tate

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Confederate-Loving Satire for Racists

Michelle Obama Slams Country Music, Says It’s ‘Music for Morons’

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“There has never been a more intellectually devoid art form, ever.” Click to Tate

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Adam Schiff Pays Boy’s Family $7.6 Million in Damages

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The details of the case are extremely disturbing. Click to Tate

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Disney Shareholders In a Panic After $2.4 Billion in Losses in One Day

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They’re abandoning ship and the stock is tanking. Click to Tate

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NFL Satire You Can Pretend To Boycott

Andy Reid Joins Growing List of Coaches That Won’t Tolerate Kneeling Anymore

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The NFL may be worth watching again. At least…some teams. So far, John Elway and the Denver Broncos, Mike Tomlin and the Pittsburgh Steelers, and Mike Ditka, who is actively pursuing a field to call Click to Tate

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Satire You Can Crap Your Pants To

Tlaib Files Lawsuit to Ban the American Flag in Schools

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The lawsuit cites a rise in patriotism, which they feel must be “dealt with, stat.” Click to Tate

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Fake News Satire for the Angry Tater

President Trump Donating Hotel Rooms to Homeless Vets

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“Everyone deserves to stay in luxury, especially our well deserving veterans, thanks to our President’s enormous generosity. Click to Tate

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