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Code Pink Threatens Musk With Twitter Boycott

Fallis Gunnington Comments Off on Code Pink Threatens Musk With Twitter Boycott

The liberal activist group is very upset. Click to Tate

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Uber Bans Drivers From Trump Rallies – ‘Too Many Nuts’

Fallis Gunnington Comments Off on Uber Bans Drivers From Trump Rallies – ‘Too Many Nuts’

The CEO doesn’t want drivers in danger or uncomfortable. Click to Tate

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Q-Anon Claims Putin Shared Soldier Bounty Payments With Trump

Fallis Gunnington Comments Off on Q-Anon Claims Putin Shared Soldier Bounty Payments With Trump

All checks indicate it’s an official “Q” drop. Click to Tate

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U.S. Navy to Introduce ‘Trump’ Class Ships

Pete Strocker Comments Off on U.S. Navy to Introduce ‘Trump’ Class Ships

A great honor for a great President! Click to Tate

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NFL’s Roger Goodell Backtracks, Welcomes Back Kaepernick

Craven Moorehead Comments Off on NFL’s Roger Goodell Backtracks, Welcomes Back Kaepernick

Kaepernick is back in the good graces of the National Football League, such good graces that Kap will be making a big salary. Click to Tate

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Joe Biden Leads Protests In Delaware, Throws First Rock

Craven Moorehead Comments Off on Joe Biden Leads Protests In Delaware, Throws First Rock

“It feels good man, it feels good to be with my people, and protest against the man!” Biden said at the rally. Click to Tate

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President Trump Donating Hotel Rooms to Homeless Vets

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“Everyone deserves to stay in luxury, especially our well deserving veterans, thanks to our President’s enormous generosity. Click to Tate

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AG Barr to Indict Final Kennedy Assassination Suspect

Pete Strocker Comments Off on AG Barr to Indict Final Kennedy Assassination Suspect

Justice finally to be served. Click to Tate

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Confederate-Loving Satire for Racists

Ford Moving Headquarters From Michigan To Texas Citing Governor

Craven Moorehead Comments Off on Ford Moving Headquarters From Michigan To Texas Citing Governor

Ford is an all American company, it always has made subpar vehicles for America. Click to Tate

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VP Pence to Lead New HIV Tracking Task Force

Pete Strocker Comments Off on VP Pence to Lead New HIV Tracking Task Force

Finally tracking something that matters to all of us. Click to Tate

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Clinton Foundation Investigator Kenneth McCormick Found Dead

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The Clinton body count continues to grow. Click to Tate

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Amazon Bans ‘2000 Mules’ Movie

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Liberals LOVE hiding the truth. Click to Tate

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Michelle Obama Slams Country Music, Says It’s ‘Music for Morons’

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“There has never been a more intellectually devoid art form, ever.” Click to Tate

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Adam Schiff Pays Boy’s Family $7.6 Million in Damages

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The details of the case are extremely disturbing. Click to Tate

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Disney Shareholders In a Panic After $2.4 Billion in Losses in One Day

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They’re abandoning ship and the stock is tanking. Click to Tate

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Tlaib Files Lawsuit to Ban the American Flag in Schools

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The lawsuit cites a rise in patriotism, which they feel must be “dealt with, stat.” Click to Tate

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President Trump Donating Hotel Rooms to Homeless Vets

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“Everyone deserves to stay in luxury, especially our well deserving veterans, thanks to our President’s enormous generosity. Click to Tate

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BREAKING: Supreme Court Rules 5-4: Oaths Not Taken on Bibles Illegal

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The truth is right there in front of you. Click to Tate

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