AOC: All Democrats to Receive $10,000 per Month for Life

The recent stimulus package crafted and pushed through by the Republicans in Congress was a milestone achievement for the United States of America and will ensure that our economy will be stronger than ever in the next few weeks.

Small Businesses can get the loans they need to survive and nearly every American will receive some kind of one-time payment from the government to help get through these uncertain few weeks.

To no one’s surprise, this is not good enough from one Congresswoman: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.  She feels that anyone who is a Democrat should receive $10,000 per month for free from the government on the backs of the hard-working taxpayers, who, incidentally are 97 percent Republican.

The former and future bartender explained to our own Sandy Batt:

“Republican policies are strongly against Democrats. They like want for them to work and that doesn’t work for us.  hey keep talking about hard work and I’m all here saying ‘Hello! We’re Democrats! We don’t play that!’ but they don’t listen.

Republican policies only work for those who want to work and that ain’t us. So Imma make free money for Democrats happen. Ten G’s a month yo. Tax free too. Next week Imma raise their taxes to pay for it. I pity the fool who works for their money!”

Ocasio-Cortez also included a provision to prevent fake Democrats from taking advantage of this free money.  Voting Democrat in every election will be mandatory, as will voting for all Democrat-sponsored propositions in state and local elections.

As usual, the Republicans are all that stand between keeping our nation intact and total annihilation from within. Remember to vote red this November to keep your hard-earned money in your own pocket.

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