Shinzo Abe, the Prime Minister of Japan announced that they will be removing their embassy from the United States, calling our great nation ‘A third rate, third world banana republic’. Shows what he knows. We don’t even grow bananas in this country.
Japan, which is best known for outstanding sushi, curry, and ramen, amazing public transportation, courteous and respectful people, anime, and dozens of different flavors of Kit-Kats, has not given a timetable on when they will leave.
It is unclear on whether anyone will notice that the embassy is gone, but Mrs. Clemmon’s 4th Grade class at Rushmore Elementary School in Aberdeen, South Dakota wrote this sendoff to the Japanese for when they eventually do self-deport. Truly inspiring.
Japan’s had enough…Their embassy will be gone…A short time from now.
They believe we’re crap…A third-world leaderless place…Not worth any time
They cannot stand Trump…Fact is that they are jealous…Because he’s our man
They don’t respect us…The truth is that they’re afraid…Of our great power
If they fight, they’ll lose…To our great military…Just like in the War
Enough disrespect…If they want to leave, let them…They’ll come crawling back
We do not need them…They are dependent on us…To keep them all safe
Tariffs will be paid…We will keep America great…With Japanese yen
Abe will kiss up…To our perfect President…Long may he rule us
We will not forgive…Harsh words to our Dear Leader…We’ll be watching you
As for the haiku…There’s nothing left to say but…Refrigerator.