Lead Democrat Caught Asking Russia for Help to Defeat Trump

The truth is right in front of you

A routine wiretap of the Washington D.C. residence of Congressman Adam Schiff led to the startling discovery that it has been the Democrats that have been colluding with Russia on the election.

As everyone with a cheating spouse knows, the cheater is the one who accuses the faithful one of doing exactly what they are guilty of, and this was no exception. The Democrats went so far as to cover their own wrongdoing by impeaching President Trump for exactly what they did, which was to collude with Russia to try to turn the Presidential election in their favor.

Schiff was caught offering a keg of Budweiser and a case of Cheese Whiz in exchange for their help with a social media bombardment designed to trick Americans into voting for Joe Biden in November.

Luckily, the American people were smart enough to see right through the Democrats’ attempt to subvert the will of the people and overwhelmingly voted in Trump.

FBI spokesman Fox Mulder said, “Schiff denied everything. He said that the voice on the wiretap wasn’t him despite the fact that it matched exactly. He said he’s never heard of Budweiser and has no idea what Cheese Whiz is. And I didn’t even ask him about those things.

Still, this is America and in America, you are innocent until proven guilty. Unless you’re Sandy Batt. She knows what she did. The truth is out there. And we’ll get to the bottom of this.”

As was the case in 2016 when the Democrats enlisted Putin’s help to try to get Hillary Clinton elected, this attempt will also fail. They say that Trump is controlled by the Russians, but it is actually the opposite.

Our strong President is on to what the Russians are doing, which is why he is in contact with them so often. Every call is a reminder that no matter how hard they try, their efforts to get him removed as President of the United States will fail.

Donald Trump will be our President for the next several years. The Russians had better get used to that and keep on their toes before our nation’s lonely eyes turn to them.

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Pete Strocker (1821-1907, reborn in 1974) was good friends with Frederick Douglass before he left to form the first actual space force. With nothing but a Sith Lord and hundreds of stormtroopers and guys wearing red shirts, he ascended to the rank of Captain in Starfleet in 9 years, commanding 3 Star Destroyers until he wisecracked the Sith Lord and was killed by way of Force Lightning. Pete was reborn in 1974 when someone designing Pong hit the reset button. He has learned to not mess with Sith Lords and has instead turned to hard hitting journalism in the America’s Last Line of Defense Network.

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