With the election of 2020 now seven months in the rearview mirror, it still remains a reality that the governor of the state of Arizona, flanked by its Republican senators, are in the midst of an all-new ballot “audit”, which is completely forensic in nature, and has no relation to any kind of yet another recount.
While it’s been proven through initial counts, machine and computerized tallies, recounts, follow-up recounts, and any number of investigations that no “voter fraud” was present and Joe Biden won, again, seven months ago, by more than seven million votes, Trumptarded cult blumpkins and their slobbering Republican Representitives pandering for their votes, seem determined to waste America’s time.
Well one person who’s had enough of the deplorable dumb-fest is Vice President Kamala Harris. As a no-nonsense former district attorney, Harris has no tolerance for bumbling dickheads who can’t recognize reality, and has ezcersized Vice Presidential Option 0U812, known as a “Constitutional Cabo Wabo”, which will end all the shenanigans.
Joe Barron, of the GOP’s Dead Horse beating division says that it’s probably for the best.
“What exactly IS a ‘forensic audit?’ Are those idiots having CSI labs get DNA samples from the voting pens? Are people down there dusting goddamn voting machine buttons for more Trump voter pawprints? You know, if Arizona republicans bad been in charge of inventing the wheel, we’d all be trying to surf planks down the street.”
Harris ordered the shutdown this morning, coupling it with an official White House decree, stamped with a large black icon reading : “GET OVER IT, YOU TWATS.”
While right wing officials have taken to the usual media outlets to explain that they just really super care about every vote counting, no really, from the party that has historically depended on low voter turnout to win, many en-brained Americans see the lame pony show for what it is. Bullshit. It’s bullshit.