Pelosi: Trump’s Drug Addiction Caused Mini Strokes, ‘He’s Unfit to Serve’

pelosi: we don't need a drug addict as president

Speaking at a Biden campaign rally on Monday, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi was asked by a reporter what she thought of recent reports that President Trump’s surprise visit to Walter Reed Hospital was due to having suffered a series of mini-strokes.

This is an accusation which the president previously vehemently denied:

Responding to OAN’s Joe Barron, Mrs. Pelosi said:

“It is quite clear that this president has a drug issue. There have been numerous reports from current and former White House employees that he is addicted to Adderall, which, unlike alcohol, is known to cause serious side effects, including mini-strokes and constipation.

No wonder he spends half of his day on the commode tweeting. Maybe he should start drinking. It’s much better for you. I never have problems pooping.

You don’t have to be an expert in drug addiction to realize that his slurring of words, inability to drink with one hand, wide open pupils and walking down a gently sloped ramp like a drunken old geezer on roller skates make him unfit to serve as president. And he’s getting worse by the day.

For instance, only a drug addled imbecile would pronounce Thailand as “thigh land.” He was probably thinking of Russian hookers again.

We don’t need a drug addict as president. Donald Trump should resign effective immediately and enter rehab as soon as possible.”

White House press secretary Keyleigh McEnany scoffed at Mrs. Pelosi’s remarks:

“Good God, people. This is FAKE NEWS once again! This president did NOT experience an episode of mini strokes. It has been well documented that the trip to Walter Reed was not unscheduled and part of his routine annual physical exam.

Just because Donald Trump has problems pooping and has had a few “incidents” because he sometimes strains too hard does not make him a drug addict. Besides, who the hell does Nancy Pelosi think she is calling our president a drug addict? She’s a raging alcoholic herself.”

It would seem that Ms. McEnany does have a point.

As any TruPotatriot™ knows, Mrs. Pelosi is known to appreciate a hot toddy or two in between sips of wine.

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Watt A. Plonker is a Wurlitzer Prize winning journalist and author of several books on Potato Farming. His latest book, "The Tantalizing Truth About Taters" was on the New York Times best seller list and was awarded the prestigious Creme de la Menthe prize for Culinary Science Fiction. Mr. Plonker lives in Peckham, South East London, where he shares a flat with his wife Gladys, who is a nurse with the National Health Service, and his pet hamster Rodney.

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